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xyle:

bookslayer13:

xyle:

*unconsciously touches own boobs in public* *remembers im not suppose to do that*

I think you mean subconsciously

no. catch me at your local walmart asleep in the Ball Cage gripping onto my titties for dear life

pajamaben:

your honor *opens brief case lined top to bottom in sandwiches* what the hell do people usually put in these

rainbow-femme:

I’m sick of magical worlds with no technology. I want fairy run coffee shops where you can get a latte with a shot of charisma, because you’ve got a big presentation you’re worried about, or witches working at Apple selling phones that automatically appear in your pocket if you accidentally leave it somewhere, or psychics running hair salons who always know how you want your hair to look, or aura reader therapists. I just really want normalized magic in modern society

smaugnussen:

and I would walk 500 dogs and I would walk 500 more

nintendotweet:

Look at what I arrived last week! A bunch of awesome looking accessories for the current 3DS XL (not the new 3DS XL, unfortunately)

So a couple of hard covers, pouches, and a case that can hold 12 game cartridges! :) and OH MY GOD, look at the design of the packaging (last photo) I can’t bring myself to throw it away. NOPE.

If you’re interested, they’re still available for purchase here

do-i-smell-watermelon:

clesktop:

emmadilemmathethird:

waltdisney-forever:

If only…

Why is the cake cutting-thingy square? And where’s the leftovers from the middle circle?

One of the pieces disappears?????

it’s a mouse wearing pants

agentvirus:

Petition for Pash to have a promo picture of Lancer bothering Archer in every monthly issue.

mushroom-just-one:

This is it, guys. We have achieved the apex of human civilization. Our species will never achieve greatness of this magnitude ever again.