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saucefactory:

queelez:

lord-of-the-nerds:

discordion:

When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull

When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.

When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.

When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.

When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.

When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.

When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.

When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.

clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented 

#incompetent time-travelling saxophone haters

THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT

bosshuton:

Seeing your friend’s art on your dash like

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summonerjolan:
God bless u siderbar explanation OKAY so basically the only positive side to the sister thing in Arc 2 of SAO is that she's not his biological sister but his cousin and they've grown up together so she's like a sister to him and he's like a brother to her but OF COURSE she falls in love with him, how can you NOT fall in love with Kirito!?

Still no excuse, really. It’s the emotional bonds that matter the most when it comes to incest, and they did grow up together as siblings. Even if your sibling’s adopted, you’re still gonna consider them a sibling, and that’s just something a lot of neckbeard genre writers in Japan can’t seem to grasp.

"But they’re technically cousins!" was just an excuse the writer came up with in order to make it sound less skeevy.

And yup, that’s precisely why she fell in love with Kirito. The author considers Kirito a stand in for his presumably neckbeard audience. So he makes all the female characters flock to Kirito because then the neckbeards can imagine the girls lusting after them instead, and apparently that’s not Backwards As Fuck according to the writer

Is Kirito’s mom alive? At this point I wouldn’t be shocked if SHE was in love with him too

cristinaya:

Shine bright like a washed nintendog image

I would like to say that Kirino’s weird siscon light novel getting published, animated, and critically acclaimed is unrealistic, but there’s some serious bile that comes out of the woodwork when it comes to light novels so it’s actually not too far from the truth

Light novels are the paradise of unexperienced neckbeards everywhere. Can’t write past a few cliches that you hold far too dear to your heart and are most likely pretty misogynistic? No matter! You can probably still create something that’ll get at least some fleeting popularity.

Oh, and back to the subject of SAO, didn’t somebody on here tell me that the writer wrote the series back when he was in high school? It wouldn’t surprise me in the slightest.

summonerjolan:

crowmuraakemi:

demonfisting:

SAO lured me in under false pretenses with the animation, music, and Asuna appearing to be a cute character

After the loli fanservice episode happened and Asuna randomly turned into a cliche tsundere during the next few episodes, I had an epiphany that made me realize I had no business here

you haven’t experienced true hell till you’ve seen alfheim

alfheim aka almost tentacle hentai and Ore no Imouto in 1 arc.

"Ore no Imouto"

ACK FUCKING CHRIST I DODGED A BULLET THERE I DODGED A MAJOR BULLET THERE

I GOT THE HELL OUT OF THAT ONE TOO AS SOON AS KIRINO STARTED FORCING HER BROTHER TO REENACT STUFF FROM HER SHITTY SISCON LIGHT NOVEL WITH HER

I SHOULD’VE QUIT SOONER AND SURE AS HELL WOULDN’T HAVE NEEDED TO SEE A REPEAT, GOD BLESS MY FORESIGHT ONCE AGAIN

crowmuraakemi:

demonfisting:

SAO lured me in under false pretenses with the animation, music, and Asuna appearing to be a cute character

After the loli fanservice episode happened and Asuna randomly turned into a cliche tsundere during the next few episodes, I had an epiphany that made me realize I had no business here

you haven’t experienced true hell till you’ve seen alfheim

Evidently I was a seer whose divine foresight helped me save myself

fanonkomahina:

me: *accidentally touches another girl’s boobs*

me: のほも、よ。

違うよ!  オール=オブ=ザ=ほも、だよ!