I got the Teepo backpack victory skit again and I just realized that Teepo burps when it turns into a backpack

Ordinarily this wouldn’t make much sense, but in my case, since it’s appearing right over Elize’s other backpack, it’s like it’s eating the “real” backpack

"Your soft paw pads and my soft body! We’re comrades in squishiness!"

I’ve missed you so much Teepo

Elle’s asked for a chance to shoot with the guns in two separate victory skits by now and I feel so bad for her omg

She has a point, it’s not fair for Ludger to get two sets of weapons while she still has squat! Obviously this incident wouldn’t be the most opportune time to teach her and I can definitely understand being wary about giving an eight year old some guns even if she is a pretty precocious eight year old. But it would’ve been nice if they could have just eventually taught her how to use them.

I imagine that she must be a liability in a lot of battles thanks to being unable to fight; outside of gameplay, I wouldn’t be shocked at all if monsters aiming for her was a common occurrence. Giving her something to defend herself with seems like it would have been a good idea.

(I just wanted playable Elle sobs, I know she’s young as hell but so are characters like Elize; she was 12 in the last game, for pete’s sake!)

There’s a victory skit where Elize shows Elle that Teepo can turn into a backpack

Problem is, I have the backpack from Elize’s school uniform DLC attached to her right now, so she just ends up wearing a Teepo backpack over a Teepo backpack



why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole


This is the one time of year that I love wasps.

Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.

Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.

The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.

I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.

The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.

So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.

Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.

Fucking wasps.

How old are you


do you think pelicans have any kind of culture or lore.  are there any traditions that are passed down each generation, or does their language exist solely to convey needs, wants, warnings, and orders in the present.  are they capable of understanding the life-death cycle and helping future generations to survive by sharing the knowledge they have acquired over their lifetimes




we need to talk about that house loan

It’s gonna cost you a leg. Specifically, that guy’s prosthetic leg.

I need it.

I also need that guy’s eye.


last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up